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Suffield Observations – My war with squirrels
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I have a long-running feud with squirrels.
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Andy Sauer
I know a woman who hasn’t had the best luck with guys. A self-described country girl, she’s a full-time student and works as many hours as she can to pay the bills. She doesn’t have a lot of time to hit the dating scene, but fortunately there’s an app for that! She sifts from the pool of eligible bachelors on her phone, swiping from one photo to the next, until she finds a match. It hasn’t been working out too well.
About a hundred years ago, an Italian tinsmith encountered a problem at the dinner table.
In the sitcom Cheers, the bartender Sam Malone pitched for the Boston Red Sox. What was his most notable accomplishment?
I deal with angry people on a regular basis. It starts out cordial enough, but it can get ugly fast. It’s not about anything I wrote; or politics; or any of the hot button issues that send people over the edge. It’s about teeth — specifically paying for the care of them. I’m in charge of billing at a dental office.
One of the many pious fictions humans entertain is the start of the calendar year.